You’ve graduated! And without so much as a backward glance at what were basically some of the most unenjoyable years of your life. Heck, you even decide to skip the graduation ceremony. You got your diploma without all the needlessly formalistic rituals of society. Oh look, the title that came with your newly achieved level, DUMB FAGETS A DIPLOMA, even happens to attest to your acquisition of said diploma. Anyway, you’re glad it’s over and that you no longer have to deal with all of the miserable things and people you were formerly unfortunate enough to know. ‘Cause now you’ve got better things to do. Life’s moving forward, and you’re moving up the echeladder! Congradulations!